January 2012
Jan 1st
BELGIAN WAFFLES AT COSTCO
YOU GUYS GOTTA BUY THEM THEY’RE SO GOOD THEY ARE FANTASTIC OH MY LORD THEY’RE AMAZING GO GET EM GET EM GET EM GET EM GET EM NOW
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
2011 recap blahblahblah
Sf trip via bike + train Parties Winter Percussion Pregaming Prom 2011 Chasing & chasing & chasing.. Grace Park Section Leader of Pit 2011 Improving myself Higher standards Better academics Growing out my hair.. LONGER, LONGER, LONGER! Biking around Allowance Boiling Crab Date w/ VN Contacts Badminton 1 day of Guard R.I.P My Tail Lost almost 20 pounds (‘: ...
Jan 1st
December 2011
Talking to someone completely new is so damn refreshing. Thank you. You really have no idea how much this means to me.
Dec 31st
I C U
What I mean: I see you nigga What it really stands for: Intensive Care Unit why did i just think of this now and think it was silently funny like not the funny where you’re audibly laughing but kind of like, a mental chuckle, you know? Well, if you don’t know, now you know… nigga
Dec 31st
The sooner you learn to let go, the less time you’ll spend making a total fucking fool of yourself. Trust me on that.
Dec 31st
Pft
All of you bitches are immature as fuck. Honestly, bullshit is bullshit. It gets you absolutely nowhere, and you will always be on square one with it. True fax. You could at least use the New Year to let shit go. Cleanse your mind and soul of these impurities and shit instead of carrying it onto the New Year. Letting go of stupid shit really helps…. Anger, on the other hand, doesn’t. ...
Dec 31st
bendiggity: meganphuftw: I’m so picky that I think I’ll be alone for the rest of my life. dude
Dec 31st
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ANNA KNOWS WHAT'S UP!!!!!!! :*
sheepdit replied to your post: time for the truth BA DAP TSSSS. lol humerus and funny
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
time for the truth
i think i’m pretty funny sometimes … and i’ve learned that if you think otherwise you’re a dipshit who needs to get a new humerus.
Dec 31st
:D →
mascarawisps: where-you-sh0uld-be 1.What was the most awkward breakup you had? 2.What was the most awkward way you’ve asked someone out? 3.If you could date yourself, would you? 4.What was the funniest dream you had? 3.If you could date yourself, would you? 4.What was the funniest dream you had? 5.What was the scariest dream you had? 6.Have you ever thought about lucid dreaming? 7.What are...
Dec 31st
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saw this cute girl at target the other day, thought she looked familiar turns out i met her over the summer at my friend’s sweet 16th at motif she fb’d me today asking me if i was at target and y’know i thought CHA CHING but then i found out she’s moving anyways … well then i guess not
Dec 31st
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smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen: warmskin: my sister really thinks im going to stop picking my nose just because she’s looking at me sometimes when i pick my nose im too lazy to get toilet paper so i flick my booger somewhere lol i do it when i wake up, and one morning i flicked it onto my cousin who was sleeping in the bottom bunk. one of my favorite memories ever
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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"Twerk Fest Pt. 2"
I just got invited to this via FB… Hm, what to do….
Dec 31st
does anyone in the world want to split an order...
i really don’t want to spend another 30 dollars on plugs and i’m only interested in a pair anyone a n y o n e ):
Dec 31st
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
anthonycq: cuntbarf: I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking.  I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it. What do you think, Tumblr? i had to see it for my own two eyes why
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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no use in having a facebook no use in having a cell phone wompwompwomp
Dec 31st
i’m always the one who hits up other people, first. if i didn’t do that i’d never have any plans. jeez, do people really forget me THAT easily? i suppose so. it kind of sucks at the moment because i felt like everyone kind of forgot about me v___v i mean i don’t blame them, everyone is trying to spend as much time as possible with their boyfriend/girlfriend before break...
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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I try not to let all the negative and unappealing shit get in my way, or cloud my mind. But sometimes… I just inhale a little more air than I’d like to, and all of the unwanted feelings just seep back into my system and suddenly I am filled with hate and disgust towards every damn person.
Dec 30th
Fuck you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you
Dec 30th
I don't get people
asterpogonais: but I’m always interested. I want to know what makes them tick and what makes them ache, why something bothers them and why something thrills them. I know myself inside and out, so it’s absolutely fascinating to see the differences in the way others’ minds turn.
Dec 30th
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I don’t get you at all nowadays. Nobody really does, or that’s what I’m concluding from others after asking around. You’re like a stranger to me now. And it makes me terribly sad. You don’t even know.
Dec 30th
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ListenYou are a beautiful mystery, every note carved...
Dec 30th
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I hella want to invest a pair or two of Gorilla Glass plugs, but I already spent 25 dollars on KAOS silicone plugs… and the site I want to buy them from, only have free s&h if the order is over 30 dollars T^T I WANT TO GET RID OF THESE TAPERS ALREAAAADY JFIOHFIJADWIFGDWA Does anyone possibly want to split an order? Ha ha haaaaaaa…. ):
Dec 30th
Don’t ask me to help you if you’re just gonna tell me that I suck. I mean, it’s only natural, as I have no inclination to those types of things and it was my first time doing it. If you want help from me, don’t fucking insult me.
Dec 30th
my shit internet makes me want to punch a baby
what is even this nonsense tells me “Broadband isn’t connected! CONTACT YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER” but I check on my wireless connections AND THE CONNECTION IS GOOD I DON’T GET IT ghfjkdakfedagfjkdagjfaehfjjdgaf if my internet were a person I’d strangle the shit out of him
Dec 29th
awfulmodifications
that shit is fucking awful WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID AND CHEAP? WHY CAN’T YOU PAY A FEW DOLLARS TO GET IT PROPERLY PIERCED BY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE DOING? WHY CAN’T YOU GOOGLE UP INFORMATION ABOUT THE CARE OF YOUR PIERCING, OR HOW TO PROPERLY STRETCH YOUR LOBES SO THEY DON’T BLOW OUT WHY WHY WHY
Dec 29th
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3:40AM
im never even up this late during the damn summer what the fuck AND IM GOING OUT TO EAT BREAKFAST TOMORROW MORNING OR AFTERNOON!!! I HAAAAAAAAAATE LIFE not really i mean cmon dude it’s free breakfast lol suwooooooooooooooop
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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I love it all. You know, being nice to a girl. Taking them out to eat, learning about them and their past, and just talking to them in general. It’s a nice feeling… Very, refreshing. Unfortunately, some bitches like to take advantage of that. I never realized how much my ”’game”’ had lessened until recently. Looking back, I feel like a total stud for talking...
Dec 28th
so many cute girls on this site … with so many crazy body mods ):
Dec 28th
currently on a body modification website
and i found a cute girl but holy crap she has so many crazy body mods split tongue both lips scalpelled/ gauged piercings all over tattoos all over DID I MENTION A FREAKIN SPLIT TONGUE jebus
Dec 28th
After reading many serial killer blogs, I am
Fascinated Scared shitless to walk around my house at night Seriously… I think/feel that a Richard Ramirez is gonna hop into my house any second, or that he already has, and torture and kill me ): or something like that. Afhfjalfcdagfdafdaf gfda so fucking creepy dude
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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THE MOMENT WHEN YOUR NOSE ITCHES AND YOU SCRATCH...
OH THE AGONY I JUST WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
Dec 28th
the moment when i realize
that i could have saved a lot of money by using the tape method to gauge my ears, rather than go out and buy some… GOD DAMN IT should i use it to stretch my ears up one more size, a 0? lol even though i’m ” not supposed to”….
Dec 28th
SMOKEATERS TODAY
I ate the Traditional Death wings and the Nuclear. Nuclear was aiight… but the Traditional Death one was so crazy fdjafd;a it doesn’t really hit you til a second or two later My lips were still tingling an hour later ): SO GREAT THOUGH ESPECIALLY WITH THE CHEESY FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 28th
I know people who wear their retainers like once every six weeks and their teeth are perfectly fine But when I don’t wear mine for a day I feel the gaps that used to be inbetween my teeth open up again. Or maybe it’s just paranoia that I’ll be a gap-toothed freak again. Shit, my teeth look a lot straighter when I take my retainers off in the morning, than when I put them back on...
Dec 28th
waldosia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. [Brit. wallesia] a condition characterized by scanning faces in a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, which is your brain’s way of checking to see whether they’re still in your life, subconsciously patting its emotional pockets before it leaves for the day.
Dec 28th
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